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I don’t believe that I could deliver results commensurate with how exciting I find your work. As a consequent of turning a hobby into a bill-paying job, the job frequently saps my desire to perform my hobby (and given the paperwork that I signed for said job, I am frequently unsure of how to actually contribute to things of pith and moment). I’ll have to pass, for now.

Puke: Nevermind my tights, I thought we were talking about my pith.
Snot: That’s why you have to wash them out!